Hostile amoeba
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 You're fighting a hostile amoebaYou remember being attacked by an amoeba, for basically no reason. There you were, just minding your own business, when POW! Amoeba in the face.
You remember it like it was yesterday. Actually, you remember it like it was today, which is... weird. You're having a hard time wrapping your head around this whole ancestral memory thing, so you probably ought to just fight the thing, in case it's really happening to you.
Hit Message(s):
It ejects a burst of corrosive discharge into your face. Ouch!
It hits your <groin> with a corrosive pseudopod. Ow!
It engulfs your <groin> and eats away at it for a while before you can squirm out of it. Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
It completely envelops you (in the memory, not right now -- now you're much too large) and attacks every inch of you (actually, I guess it's every micrometer or something) with corrosive secretions. Eek! Ugh! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
It ejects a burst of corrosive discharge toward you, but you honorably evade it.
It tries to hit your <groin> with a corrosive pseudopod, but you block with a deft pseudo-ku move.
It tries to engulf your <groin>, but you've always had a quick <groin>.
Fumble Message:
Occurs at The Primordial Soup.
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