Horizontal tango

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horizontal tango

This is a drink made of fizzy wine, a tiny umbrella, and a name designed to make you blush.

Type: booze (good)
Level required: 4

Selling Price: 115 Meat.

(In-game plural: horizontal tangos)

Obtained From

The Typical Tavern (pre quest): The Cask at Hand
The League of Chef-Magi: Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef (0-3) (Pastamancer only)

You drink the fruity girl drink.

You gain 10-14 Adventures.

You gain 34-36 Wizardliness.

You gain 4 Drunkenness.

"Horizontal tango" may be a play on the euphemism for sex, "horizontal mambo", hence the "name designed to make you blush." The common phrase, "Tango is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire", succinctly expresses this notion.

	a little sump'm sump'm \| calle de miel \| ducha de oro \| fuzzbump \| horizontal tango \| ocean motion \| perpendicular hula \| pink pony \| rockin' wagon \| roll in the hay \| slap and tickle \| slip 'n' slide

	TOP 10 horizontal tango collections
	1. Froogle Man - 1115 \| 2. ROdger_FLint - 1000 \| 3. TheBub - 850 \| 4. Korlon - 541 \| 5. Pastahead - 334 6. Punisher2nz - 308 \| 7. Shockwave - 300 \| 8. harrytaco - 239 \| 9. Gideon Horsedreamer - 218 \| 10. King Turtle - 200 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings

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