Homoerotic frat-paddle
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homoerotic frat-paddle
This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual.
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 70
Muscle Required: 20
Outfit: Frat Boy Ensemble.
Selling Price: 90 Meat.Enchantment:
+4 Sleaze Damage ( In-game plural: homoerotic frat-paddles) Obtained From
- Orcish Frat House
- Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
- Purple Hazers
- Murder by Death
- Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)
- Rosie the Carpenter
Messages
You accidentally turn your homoerotic frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage. BOOF! KAPOW! BIFF!
You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that. POW! BIFF! ZAP!
You smack <it> with your homoerotic frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage. WHACK! SOCKO! ZOT!
You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage. SOCKO! KAPOW! BIFF!
References
- The hit message alluding to a drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the roofie item.
See Also
Zapping
Collection
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