Hockey elemental
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 You're fighting a hockey elementalHave you ever seen a cloud full of sentient, animated hockey equipment bent on beating the crap out of you? No? Well, then you've never seen one of these things.
Hit Message(s):
It bobs toward you and hits you in the mouth with a hockey stick, knocking out one of your teeth. Oof! Argh! Ouch!
It shoots a hockey puck at you, which gets comically lodged in your throat. Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
Miss Message(s):
It launches a puck at you, which you duck before you're struck. What luck!
He tries to hit you in the face with a hockey stick, but gets a penalty for high-sticking and has to stop.
Fumble Message:
If you lose the fight:
You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, it drops a white ribbon.
Occurs at Camp Logging Camp, ultra-rarely.
Notes
References
- Based on the sterotype of Canadians enjoying hockey, hence its presence within Little Canadia.
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