Hobo Monkey

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• During combat:

  <name> climbs up and sits on your shoulder, and hands you some Meat. Huh, where did he find that?

• At the end of combat:

  <name> sits on your fallen opponent's body, blows a smoke ring, and winks at you.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> relights his cigar, gives the tam a more rakish tilt, and winks at you.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> climbs to the top of the maypole and does a little dance on the finial.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> can't figure out how to smoke his cigar while wearing wax lips, and chatters angrily.

Arena Messages

• When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:

  <name> seems to be more interested in the contents of his opponent's pockets than in fighting.

Notes

• The monkey has a 1/3 chance of stealing meat each round until some is stolen.
• The monkey does not steal meat more than once per combat.
• The monkey can steal meat regardless of whether or not a foe drops it normally.
• The message at the end of combat appears only when the opponent drops meat.
• The amount of meat stolen is independent of the monkey's weight.