Hobbie Affman, the Hippy Warrior

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Hobbie Affman, the Hippy Warrior
Hobbie Affman, the Hippy Warrior

Oh, hey there, little dude -- I see you're a fellow brother (or sister, it's hard to tell in that get-up, man) in our war against the capitalist oppression of the bourgeoisie Frat Boy pigs! Stay strong in your struggle and long live the fight, man!

Oh, you're just trick-or-treating? Well, I guess the forced redistribution of candy is pretty radical, in and of itself. Here, take this candy and share it with your brothers and sisters! Just remember, to steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.

No, not literal pigs, man. It's a metaphor, see, for -- ah, just take the candy and get out of here

Candy.gifYou acquire an item: Steal This Candy

Occurs while Trick or Treating in the War Hippy Fatigues.


  • Overall a reference to Abbie Hoffman, author of Steal This Book. The last line about stealing from the Pig Empire comes from the introduction of Steal This Book.
  • The brother or sister comment may be a meta-reference to the outfit avatar being the same for either gender in the game.