Hermetic seal
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 You're fighting a hermetic sealYou light the candles and speak the ancient words. A cloud of dust rises around you and there's a dry coughing sound as a wild-eyed and ancient seal appears.
He glares at you, coughs a few times, and waddles towards you with surprising vigor.
Hit Message(s):
He bonks you on the <foot> with a cane. Should've stayed off his lawn.Oof! Ow! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ow!
He gums your <foot>. Hey, look on the bright side -- at least he didn't <foot> your gums.Oof! Eek! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ow!
He slaps you with a dusty, wrinkled flipper. And man. Dusty Wrinkled Flipper was the worst television spin-off ever. Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Oof! Ooh! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
Eek! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof![sic]
Miss Message(s):
He accuses you of trying to steal his secret recipe, but you have no idea what he's talking about.
He tries to bite your <foot>, but apparently he forgot to put his teeth in.
He tries to slap you with a dustly, wrinkled flipper, but throws his back out and doesn't quite make it to you.
Fumble Message:
References
- A "hermetic seal" is a very tight seal (even more so than a watertight seal), but the phrase might also refer to a seal that practices Hermetic magic. It's also likely a pun on the fact that the figurine comes from a hermit.
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