Herman East, Relivinator
|Herman East, Relivinator|
|Locations||Anywhere, 6-18 turns after leveling to level 6, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat him|
"Fascinating." A pale, bespectacled man in a lab coat approaches you, peering at you intensely, as through the lens of a microscope.
"Excuse me?" you ask. "What is?"
"You, of course. You're one of them, an animated corpse, and yet you've apparently retained your mental facilities. Why is that?"
You shrug. "Beats the heck out of me."
"Hmm. In that case, I must perform some tests. And experiments."
"Well, okay, I..." You pause as he pulls a bone saw from one of his coat pockets. "...Actually, you know, I'm sort of in a hurry, and..."
"Nonsense. This may well be the information I need to finally perfect my relivinating serum." Cold light gleams on his spectacles as he steps toward you. "I really must insist."
He re-livinates a cat and tosses it at you. It scratches you and the scratches get all puffy and gross. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Oof!
He injects you with a giant syringe full of glowing green serum. The serum doesn't do much, but the needle really hurt. Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow!
He produces a severed head that tries to do something unseemly to you, but ends up just biting you in the leg instead. Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
He grabs a melon baller and helps himself to some of your brains. The fact that it's for science doesn't make it hurt less. Oof! Eek! Argh! Oof!
Dr. East injects you with his serum, then hits you with a taser to simulate a lightning strike. "It's ALIVE!" he shouts. "I WAS ALREADY ALIVE, YOU JERK!" you respond. Eek! Ow! Ow! Ow!
He re-livinates a cat and tosses it at you, but you avoid getting cat scratch fever.
He injects you with a giant syringe full of glowing green serum, which fails to re-livinate you since you're already relived. Relivinated? I dunno.
He produces an animated severed head, which rolls its eyes and says, "it's a living!"
He tries to scoop some of your brains with a melon baller, but isn't enough of a baller himself to pull it off.
Dr. East almost dies from the stress of the fight so far, then injects himself with his own serum to re-livinate himself. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: hunter brain|
Occurs after reaching level 6 on a Zombie Slayer path.