He Got His Just Desserts

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He Got His Just Desserts

As you're stumbling across the shifting sands, gasping for both water and lip balm in equal proportions, you see what looks like an irregularly-shaped filthy green circus tent off in the distance.

Then you realize that it's actually a dead hippy, about four feet away from you. Man, this heat is really messing up your eyesight.

Anyway, based on the way he's dressed, you'd say he's a deserter from the war on the island. He must've gotten confused about the word "desert," though, and ended up here, instead of Canadia with the other dodgy ex-soldiers.

Since a sun-bleached skeleton is much cooler-looking than a skeleton covered in hippy fatigues, you decide to do the art world a favor and relieve him of his uniform.

reinforced beaded headband

You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband

round purple sunglasses

You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses

bullet-proof corduroys

You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys

Occurs at The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert.

Notes

• This is the only way to get a War Uniform in Hardcore/Bad Moon if the original uniform was auto-sold.
• In order for this adventure to trigger, you must have none of the following in your inventory:
  • reinforced beaded headband
  • round purple sunglasses
  • bullet-proof corduroys
  • beer helmet
  • distressed denim pants
  • bejeweled pledge pin

References

• Deserting to Canadia is a reference to American draft dodgers hiding in Canada.
• The lip balm thing is a reference to The Three Amigos.