Haunted soup tureen
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 You're fighting a haunted soup tureenThis is a terrifying porcelain soup tureen that has become infested by the spirits of the turtles that died to make the soup with which it was filled. Okay, that's not particularly terrifying, I guess. Unless you're Guybrush Threepwood. Ewwww, porcelain. *shudder*
Hit Message(s):
Critical Hit Message:
The cover of the tureen opens, and you see, pictured in the roiling surface of the soup, an image of how you are going to die. It turns out you're going to die from getting your face too close to hot soup. Ouch! (hot damage)
Miss Message(s):
It flies at you, but you dodge to one side and the tureen careens away. Which makes you feel serene, Eugene.
The ladle flies at you, but misses. Looks like it needs to aim a ladle bit better.
The cover of the tureen opens and a nasty voice shouts, "no soup for you!" Since you didn't want any soup, it's not so bad.
The tureen upends over you, but it's empty. Souper!
The tureen upends in an attempt to pour boiling turtle soup on you, but you step out of the way and mock it.
Fumble Message:
Occurs in A Large Chamber.
Notes
References
- Guybrush Threepwood is the hero of the Monkey Island series of humorous adventure PC games. And yes, he IS afraid of porcelain.
- One miss message refers to mock turtle soup, an English dish. This also functions as a reference to Alice in Wonderland, in which the Mock Turtle (itself a reference to mock turtle soup) sings a song about "beautiful soup, so rich and green... waiting in a hot tureen."
- Another miss message references the infamous Soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld.
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