This is a warm gun, Mama. Try not to jump it.
Type: ranged weapon (1-handed pistol)
Damage: 17 - 33
Moxie Required: 67
Selling Price: 95 Meat.
+12 Hot Damage
- An Oasis
- swarm of scarab beatles
You hold your gun in your arms, feel its trigger on your finger, and shoot for X damage. BIFF! BARF! ZAP!
You jump the gun and fire your happiness, hitting for X damage. BANG! BANG! SHOOT! SHOOT! WHACK! BIFF! WHAM!
You shoot your gun at it, doing X damage. Man, <it> needs a fix, 'cause <it> is goin' down. SOCKO! BONK! BONK!
Your hands are busy working overtime, shooting <it> for X damage. ZOT! SOCKO! KERBLAM!
- Like many of the other swarm of scarab beatles' drops, this references a Beatles song, Happiness Is a Warm Gun.
- Each of the weapon-specific hit messages references the song: "I need a fix, cause I'm going down," "Mother Superior jumped the gun," and "When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger" "While his hands are busy workin' overtime" are all lyrics.