Handsome mariachi
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 You're fighting a handsome mariachiThis is a mysterious mariachi with a mysterious past. He has no name and no hometown, but damned if he hasn't got a good head of hair and a handsome face. He doesn't look too dangerous, but he's probably got a crossbow hidden in his guitar case.
Hit Message(s):
He shoots you a look that's so suave and debonair that you don't notice him stick a shiv into your <thigh>. Ugh! Ow!
He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews gouts of flame in your direction. Mmm, flame-broiled <thigh>. Ow! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
He flips his guitar case up onto one shoulder and launches a small heat-seeking missile at you. That's pretty surprising -- you thought only travelling priests packed that much concealed weaponry. Ouch! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to charm you while he draws his gun, but you're not having any of that.
He pulls a hidden switch on his guitar and it spews a gout of flame. Fortunately, a change in the wind leaves him holding a big hunk of charcoal.
Fumble Message:
He opens his guitar case, and looks shocked and dismayed to find a guitar inside it.
Occurs at South of The Border.
References
- The handsome mariachi is a reference to "El Mariachi", a character from the Robert Rodriguez films El Mariachi, Desperado and Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
- The weaponry concealed in a guitar case refers to the film, Desperado and/or the above Robert Rodreiguez films.
- The critical hit message refers to the character Nicholas D. Wolfwood from the anime series Trigun, who was a traveling priest who carried a rocket launcher concealed in a large cross.
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