Half-sized guitar

half-sized guitar

One of the mariachis always gets stuck playing this little pint-sized guitar, and you can always tell they're not particularly happy about it. Play one of these for a while, and you'll develop a pretty serious case of guitarrón envy.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed guitar)
Power: 40
Moxie Required: 5

Selling Price: 23 Meat.

Enchantment:
Moxie +2
Ranged Damage +4

(In-game plural: half-sized guitars)

You play "Dos Arbolecitos" on your half-sized guitar, hitting it for X damage. BOOF! ZOT! BIFF!

You play "Tiptoe through the Tulips." <It> tries to tiptoe, and crashes to the ground for X damage. ZOT! SOCKO! BIFF!

You play a high-pitched rendition of "La Cucaracha." A bunch of stumbling cockroaches stagger over <it>, skeeving <it> out for X damage. BIFF! BONK! SPLAT!

You play a tinny version of "Cielito Lindo," rattling <it> for X damage. WHAMMO! KERBLAM! KAPOW!