haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis
Yo, dawg, I heard you like haggis. Of course you do. Haggis is the single all-consuming passion of every group of nerds. Heck, even bros like the stuff. Everyone loves the salty, meaty, oaty, organ-y goodness of haggis.
That's why we stuffed a big haggis full of tiny little haggises, then wrapped the whole thing in an even BIGGER haggis, so big it took three sheep's stomachs to make the casing.
This thing's as big, and the same shape, as one of those neck pillows you can buy at the airport, and it's haggis all the way through.
Type: food (decent)
Level required: 2
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Effect: Highland Sheen (20 Adventures)Moxie +10
(In-game plural: haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggises)