Guard Bugbear
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 You're fighting a Guard BugbearThis is a Bugbear kept by the Gnolls of Degrassi Knoll as a guardian and pet.
Hit Message(s):
He gives you a bearhug. That'd be nice of him, except his claws are now buried in your <forehead>. Ugh! Ugh!
He bites you in the <forehead> with his vicious bugbear fangs. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
He leaps up and pummels you with his flat feet. Looks like he'll never be your arch-nemesis. Ooh! Ugh!
He whips you in the <forehead> with his skinny little arms. Icky. Oof! Ow! (sleaze damage)
He hooks you in the <forehead> with his fearsome claws. Ugh! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
He snorts a couple of times, like a lawnmower starting up, then vanishes into a spinning blur of fur, claws, and fangs. Looks like your ass is grass. Argh! Ooh! Argh! Oof!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to give you a bearhug, but you say you only like him as a friend.
He tries to bite you, but you tell him when you said "Bite me!" it was just a figure of speech.
He tries to pummel you with his flat feet, but can't seem to get his flat feet off the ground.
He tries to whip you with his skinny little arms, but it's like getting whipped with a wet noodle.
He tries to hook you with his claws, but the hook keeps dragging him backwards. I ain't telling you no lie.
Fumble Message:
He snorts a couple of times and spins into a whirling blur of fur, claws and fangs. Just before he reaches you, though, he collapses to the ground, completely dizzy.
Occurs at Degrassi Knoll.
References
- The miss text refers to the song Hook by Blues Traveler: "The hook brings you back / I ain't tellin' you no lie"
- One of the miss messages seems to refer to the song Mustang Sally: "You been running all over the town now / Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground"
- The critical hit and fumble messages seem to refer to the Looney Tunes character The Tasmanian Devil
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