Guano? More like guayes -- you're absolutely covered in the stuff, head to toe. I'm going to take the Lovecraft Escape Clause here, and say that the smell is impossible to describe, and if I described it we'd both go instantly insane.
+10 Stench Damage
- "Lovecraft Escape Clause" pokes fun at H.P. Lovecraft, author of horror stories, who invoked variations of the phrase "impossible to describe" in a number of his works.