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Grouper Groupie

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For the similarly named monster encounter, see Grouper groupie.

Grouper Groupie

Grouper2.gif
Friendly dancing fish
a little bit too friendly?
I'd keep my distance.

Increases item drops from monsters
Can breathe underwater


Ability: Increases item drops like a fairy, breathes underwater

Throne/Bjorn: +20% Meat from Monsters, sometimes deals Sleaze Damage

Hatchling: Grouper1.gif grouper fangirl

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Gillrings.gif gill rings

Arena.gif Ultimate Cage Match Scavenger Hunt Obstacle Course Hide and Seek
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Combat Messages
  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> blows chocolate-flavored kisses at it, for 15-25 damage. And by 'chocolate,' I mean 'herpes.'
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
    <name> makes flirty kissy-faces at your opponent, who takes 15-25 from heaving shudders.
  • End of combat:
    • <name> shakes her dorsal fin, and her pectoral fins, to music only she can hear. If you were a fish, it'd probably be a little titillating, so thank goodness you're not a fish.
    • <name> does a little shimmy-and-shake to celebrate your victory. It's a little skanky, even if you're into fish. Not that I'm into fish.
    • <name> wiggles her pectoral fins seductively. Good lord, that sounds like the opening line of the worst Free Willy fanfic ever.
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    <name> gives you a suggestive wink from beneath the Tam O'Shanter.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> shimmies around the Maypole.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    <name> smiles a little too broadly from under the Wax Lips.

Arena Message

  • When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match:
    Grouper groupies are lovers of fighters, not fighters of lovers.

Notes

References

  • A grouper is a subfamily of fish, and a groupie is a slang term for a female music fan.
  • Free Willy is a 1993 film that centers around the friendship of a boy and an orca.
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