Grimacite garter
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Grimacite garter
This is a garter made from shiny, smooth, dark Grimacite. Y'know, I like my women like I like my Grimacite. Anyway, this is a good accessory to hold up any stockings you might find, or to throw at the groomsmen at your wedding. Just watch out for garter snakes when you're wearing it.
Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 17
Cannot be discarded
Enchantment:
Spell Damage +15
Mysticality +X%
( In-game plural: Grimacite garters) Obtained From
- Items
- raffle prize box
Notes
References
- In the description of this item, "I like my women..." is a spoof of a familiar form of joke. For example, "I like my women like I like my coffee" could be followed with "black and strong", "ground up and in the freezer", or the Eddie Izzard versions of "in a plastic cup" or "covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!".
- This item's version of the joke would be "I like my women like I like my Grimacite -- shiny, smooth, and dark". In all likelihood, this references Jick's taste in women, as he's married to Phoenix (#4403), who, apparently, is shiny.
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