Green Ops Soldier

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Green Ops Soldier
Location	The Battlefield (Frat Warrior Fatigues)
Hitpoints	250
Attack	200
Defense	200
Initiative	?
Meat	None
Element	stench
Physical	None
Drops communications windchimes, gas balloon, gas balloon, green smoke bomb, green smoke bomb, henna face paint, round green sunglasses
Quest	green clay bead
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You're fighting a Green Ops Soldier

This hippy, constantly shrouded in a cloud of green smoke that renders him nearly invisible, serves the Army of One Love™ as a covert operative.

You think he's advancing on you, but it's sort of hard to tell.

Hit Message(s):

He sneaks up behind you and garottes you with some hemp rope. At least it's biodegradable, sustainable asphyxiation. Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Eek!

He throws down a couple of smoke bombs and vanishes. You inhale some of the smoke and spend a few minutes staring at your hands while he pummels you from behind. Ooh! Eek! Ow! Oof! Ow!

He throws a smoke bomb at you. The smoke that billows out of it actually smells better than some of the hippies you've fought, but it's still foul. Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ouch! (stench damage)

He vanishes in a cloud of smoke, then sneaks up behind you and gives you a big, smelly hug. Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Eek! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

While you're staring at the green fog in front of you, you feel icy fingers close around your throat from behind. You start to choke - not because of the fingers, but because of how the fingers smell. Ooh! Oof! Eek! Argh! Oof! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He throws a smoke bomb at you, but he forgot to light it first. Bummer, dude.

He throws down a couple of smoke bombs, then inhales the smoke and just stares at you, giggling.

He tries to garotte you with a hemp rope, but decides to smoke it instead.

He vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Given that he smells like an accident in a sweat factory, he's not hard to track, though.

Fumble Message:

A random crossbreeze dispells the cloud of smoke around the Green Ops Soldier. He looks around, confused, and experiences a moment of terrifying sobriety.

Special Move:

A small balloon flies out of the cloud of green smoke and bursts near you. You smell something funny.

You acquire an effect: Light-Headed
(duration: 1 Adventure)

He emerges from his cloud with a toad in each hand. He licks the one in his left hand, then rubs a dart on the one in his right hand and shoots it (the dart, not the toad) at you through a blowgun. You don't feel so well...