Great Wolf of the Air

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Great Wolf of the Air
Monster ID 1387
Locations Dreadsylvanian Woods
Hit Points 5000
Attack 1200
Defense 1200
Initiative
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, leg, tail, torso
Drops
Great Wolf's headband, Hunger™ Sauce, Great Wolf's left paw, Great Wolf's right paw
Manuel Entry
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Great Wolf of the Air You're fighting the Great Wolf of the Air

You enter the clearing and find it empty, to your great relief. You lay down in the soft grass and stare up at the moon and the stars. It's beautiful. It's... interrupted by a shadow passing in front of the moon.

You stand up for a closer look (but then realize that standing up, although it technically puts your eyes closer to the moon, is probably not going quite far enough to make a difference) and hear a faint beating of wings.

The beating gets closer, in more ways than one, and a giant winged werewolf does that awesome three-point landing thing on the ground in front of you.

He stands up and snarls at you. A driving synthesizer soundtrack begins to play from somewhere.

Hit Message(s):

He kicks you in the <solar plexus> with the force of an AGM-12 Bullpup missile. Eek! Eek! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ugh!

He punches you in the <head>. It hurts worse than being simultaneously shot with four 50-caliber BMG chain guns.Ooh! Ow! Ow! Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! Oof!

He picks you up, flies into the air, and drops you to the ground as though you were a laser-guided Paveway bomb.Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Argh!

A horn section joins the soundtrack and knocks you on your ass with a wall of sound.Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Argh! Oof!

He grabs you by the neck and demands to know what you've done with his brother. You tell him you've no idea what he's talking about, and he slugs you in the <face>.Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ow!

He pounds you with anti-aircraft missiles, just like he's always dreamed of doing to his rival, Cobalt Lightning. It turns out, even if you aren't an aircraft, anti-aircraft missiles still hurt.Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He takes a deep breath, leaps into the air and ascends to his flight ceiling of 100,000 feet. Then he dive bombs you from up there. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He flies away to a nearby cave, and returns munching on a ham sandwich. Guess he had to refuel.

He gets momentarily distracted, thinking about his old friend Twinebuddy Eagle. ...What the heck kind of name is "Twinebuddy"?

He tries to slash you across the <solar plexus> with his claws, but instead just releases some chaff. He must have hit the wrong button.

Instead of attacking you, he pulls a cello from behind a nearby tree and plays a mournful tune. He has a sensitive side!

He fires a bunch of missiles at you, but you release chaff cannisters to confuse their guidance systems. Wait -- where did you get chaff cannisters?

He leaps into the air to attack you, but ends up having to dodge a bunch of anti-air flak instead, because he forgot to turn on his radar jammer first.

Fumble Message:

He leaps into the air and tries to ascend past 11,000 feet, but can't, because he forgot to take a deep breath first. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

The Great Wolf of the Air turns your <nipple> into confetti with a swipe of his claws.

The Great Wolf of the Air wolfs down your <kidney>.

The Great Wolf of the Air punctures your <bung> with one of his fangs.

The Great Wolf of the Air must be hungry like the wolf, because he chomps on your <shins>.

The Great Wolf of the Air carves a deep gouge across your <knee> with his claws.

The Great Wolf of the Air scrapes the talon at the end of one wing across your <shins>.

Ww headband.gifAn item drops: Great Wolf's headband
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

Ww rightclaw.gifAn item drops: Great Wolf's right paw
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

or

Ww leftclaw.gifAn item drops: Great Wolf's left paw
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

and

Ww sauce.gifAn item drops: Hunger™ Sauce
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)
Ww sauce.gifAn item drops: Hunger™ Sauce
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)
Ww sauce.gifAn item drops: Hunger™ Sauce
(This item goes to your clan's basement, and may be distributed to anyone who participated in this Clan Dungeon.)

and

You acquire a clan trophy:Whistle.gifWolf Whistle
You gain ??? <substat>.

After Combat

Notes

References

  • This monster is one big reference to the TV show Airwolf, a show about the crew of a high-tech military helicopter with a distinctive synthesizer soundtrack. "Twinebuddy Eagle" is a reference to the show's protagonist, Stringfellow Hawke, who was looking for his abducted brother. The weapons mentioned in the Great Wolf's attack messages are all part of the specifications of the helicopter from the show.
  • The "awesome three-point landing thing" has been compiled.
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