Greasy Bacon Tattoo
The Greasy Bacon Tattoo is obtained by visiting the Pretentious Artist while wearing the Tawdry Tramp Togs.
Please allow me to paint your portrait...
Ah, your garments suggest that you're the kind of hobo who hides in the bushes and makes furtive rustling noises as women walk by. I'm not sure why you wish to give that impression, but art pursues a higher calling. Moral judgment is so jejune, don't you think?