Gorgolok, the Infernal Seal
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 You're fighting Gorgolok, the Infernal SealGorgolok is the product of an unholy coupling between a demon and a seal.
After being ousted from the frigid northlands by the Seal Clubbers, he has sought refuge in the Kingdom of Loathing.
Hit Message(s):
It hisses at you demonically, rotates its head, and vomits evil-smelling green stuff all over you. Icky. Ooh! Argh! Ow!
It compares you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. When you fail to get the reference, it gores you with its horns. Ugh! Ow!
It pokes you with its sharp, demonic horns. Speaking of demonic horns, ever heard any John Coltrane? Eek! Eek! Ugh! Ouch!
It produces an evil chocolate bunny of the apocalypse, which gnaws on your eye. Wow, who knew it was an easter seal, too? Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
Gorgolok hisses a vile incantation in hell's own tongue (which sounds suspiciously like Pig Latin). An army of lesser demons appears and pokes you with hundreds of tiny pitchforks.Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Eek!
Miss Message(s):
It rotates its head and projectile vomits at you, but you duck and cover.
It compares you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. Which is pretty sweet, when you think about it.
It tries to poke you with its horns, but you sidestep, waving your cape. Did I mention you have a cape?
It produces an evil chocolate bunny of the apocalypse. Wow, who knew it was an easter seal, too? Fortunately, the bunny is as tasty as it is evil.
Fumble Message:
The demon seal chants an evil incantation in the very language of hell itself (which sounds suspiciously like Pig Latin). With those tusks, though, he can't enunciate clearly, and calls forth a Rain of Pancakes.
Occurs at The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave as the Seal Clubber nemesis.
Notes
- Once you have defeated Gorgolok, this adventure will no longer reoccur (becomes a one time adventure).
References
- The attack where this monster "rotates its head, and vomits evil-smelling green stuff all over you" is a reference to a memorable scene from the 1973 horror film The Exorcist.
- The attack which mentions the "demonic horns" of "John Coltrane" refers to John Coltrane, an influential American jazz saxophonist.
- The expression "duck and cover" in one of the dodge texts refers to a short film presented during The Cold War that featured a turtle named Burt. The movie taught kids that if they ducked and covered their heads, they would survive a nuclear explosion.
- Producing an "evil chocolate bunny of the apocalypse" is a probable reference to the Robert Rankin book The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse. The same sobriquet is used as a band name in his earlier novel Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
- Easter Seals is an international charitable organization.
- "Kiss from a rose..." is from the song of the same name by Seal.
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