| <name> looks over the contract. "That will be X Meat," he says, holding out a wing. You hand over the Meat.
He then marches up to your opponent and shouts "What does <playername> look like? What... does <playername>... look... like?" while repeatedly hitting it with a bat for Y damage.
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He viciously clubs your opponent in the back of the head with a baseball bat, dealing Y damage.
or
He then attempts to burn down your opponent's house, but your opponent doesn't have a house, so he just sets her on fire, instead, dealing Y damage.
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He then puts your opponent on ice. Which is to say that he shoves him into a walk-in freezer (located conveniently nearby) and leaves him in there until he takes Y damage.
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He then puts an entire horse skeleton in your opponent's bed. They freak out, taking Y damage from the pure, unadulterated terror.
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He then decides it's time for your opponent to sleep with the fishes. The fishes are several days old, and smell incredibly foul. Your opponent chokes and gags, taking Y damage.
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He then pulls out a cell phone and makes a quick call. A few seconds later, an enormous herd of strippers tramples your opponent, dealing an extremely naughty Y damage.
He nods in your direction, saying "Pleasure doing business with you, kid."
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