Go Slow Past the Drawers

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Go Slow Past the Drawers

Deep in the Defiled Cranny (well, as deep as one can get in a cranny, really,) you come across a wall covered with those stone plates they use to cover up those drawers they put coffins in. What do they call those things?

You don't know. What you do know is that a couple of them appear to have been tampered with, and their covers are askew and crumbled into rubble on the ground, respectively. Wanna see what's inside?

Inside the drawer, you find a perfectly-preserved set of clothes. Looks like whoever or whatever broke into this thing was only interested in the flesh.

You rifle through the pockets and help yourself to the Meat you find. After all, it's not going to do this absence of a person any good, is it?

You gain 200-300 Meat.

You crawl into the drawer. It's empty, but it's so dark and quiet that you decide to take advantage of the opportunity to have a nice little nap.

And man, nice is an understatement. You wake up feeling better and more refreshed that^[sic] you've felt in years!

You gain 40-50 hit points.

You gain 40-50 Mana Points.

You search through the rubble, and find a can of ghuol-repellent. It must've been left here by a caretaker. Maybe one who got taken by surprise and eaten by a ghuol.

can of Ghuol-B-Gone™

You acquire an item: can of Ghuol-B-Gone™

You lose interest in the drawers and wander off.

Occurs at The Defiled Cranny.

Notes

• Choosing to leave the drawers alone does not cost an adventure.

References

• The name of this adventure is a reference to The Dark Tower series of books, by Stephen King. In The Gunslinger, a demon warns the Gunslinger to "go slow past the drawers."

	The Cyrpt Choice Adventures
	The Defiled Alcove Turn Your Head and Coffin			The Defiled Niche Urning Your Keep			The Defiled Nook Skull, Skull, Skull			The Defiled Cranny Go Slow Past the Drawers
	Investigate the fancy coffin	40-60 Strongness		Investigate the first urn	40-65 Wizardliness		Check behind the first one	40-60 Roguishness		Open up the closed one	200-300 Meat
	Check out the pine box	200-300 Meat		Check out the second one	plus-sized phylactery (first time only)		Look inside the second one	200-300 Meat		Crawl inside the open one	40-50 HP & MP, 20-30 Strongness, Roguishness & Wizardliness
	Look in the wet one	half-rotten brain		See what's behind Urn #3	200-300 Meat		See what's under the third one	rusty bonesaw		Dig through the rubble on the ground	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™
	Leave them all be	Skip adventure		Turn Away	Skip adventure		Leave the skulls alone	Skip adventure		Leave the drawers alone	Skip adventure