Gnomester Blomester
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 You're fighting Gnomester BlomesterThis strange creature is actually two separate entities. The smaller one, Gnomester, is the brains of the outfit and rides on top of the gigantic (by gnome stagndards) but stupid Blomester. Together, they're at least as intimidating as one-and-three-quarters full-size humagns.
Hit Message(s):
Blomester chucks Gnomester at you and knocks you square on your <knee>. Ouch! Ugh!
Gnomester taunts you while Blomester bludgeogns you. Ow! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
Blomester grabs a chainsaw from one of the spectators and neatly severs your <knee>. I say neatly because, y'know, you've never seen a chainsaw before, and it's pretty neat. Ooh! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
Gnomester whips Blomester into a fregnzy. But try as he might, Blomester can't seem to hit you.
Blomester chucks Gnomester at you, but misses by a country mile (which is approximately the broad side of 3.5 barns).
Fumble Message:
Blomester rumbles toward you, but then one of the spectators blows a high-pitched whistle and he begins to writhe in pain. Apparently he's part dog.
  cog | You acquire an item: cog (15.5% chance)* |
Occurs at Thugnderdome.
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