Gnollish War Chef
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 You're fighting a Gnollish War ChefThis is a Gnollish War Chef, one of the most feared soldiers in the Gnollish ranks. It's also one of the rankest soldiers in the Gnollish bunkhouses. Just ask anybody.
Hit Message(s):
He smacks you up one side and down the other with his cast-iron skillet. Oof! Ugh!
He asaults you with both a salt shaker and his offensive odor. Your eyes water and your wounds ache. Ugh! Ouch! Eek!
Critical Hit Message:
He kicks you up a notch with his skillet. And by "up" I mean "in," by "a" I mean "the," and by "notch" I mean "<calf>, <calf>, and <calf>." It's as painful as it is convoluted, but anyway, Argh! Ow! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to smack you down one side and up the other, but gets confused and quits midway through.
He tries to assault you, but can't find his shaker of salt. So he decides to drink a margarita instead.
Fumble Message:
He tries to hit you with a spoon, but his spoon is too big, and he teeters over backwards.
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Occurs at Degrassi Knoll.
References
- One of the miss messages is a reference to the song "Margaritaville", by Jimmy Buffett: "Wastin' away again in Margaritaville/Searching for my lost shaker of salt"
- The fumble message is a reference to "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt, in which a stick figure holding a giant spoon says,"My spoon is too big" several times.
- The critical hit message refers to one of Emeril Lagasse's catch phrase, "kick it up a notch", which Emeril exclaims while cooking.
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