Gnollish Plungermaster
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 You're fighting a Gnollish PlungermasterThis is one of the Gnolls charged with defending Degrassi Knoll from outside foes, via the skilled application of his trusty toilet plunger. Ick.
Hit Message(s):
He plunges the crap out of you, which is fairly appropriate, if you think about it. Argh! Ouch!
He smacks you about the <kidney> with the handle of his plunger. Ooh! Oof!
He gores you with his horns while plunging you with his plunger. You're not sure which is worse. Eek! Ugh!
He lunges at you and plunges at you in equal proportions. Oof! Ooh! Eek!
He plunges you in the neckline. Your self-esteem plunges to new lows. Ouch! Ouch! Oof!
He prods you in the thigh with the handle of the plunger. You feel a little dirty. Eek! Oof! Ow! (sleaze damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He sticks his plunger firmly to your forehead and yanks as hard as he can. The plunger tears free with a hideous POP. Not only did that hurt, but you're going to have a big red hickey for days. Ooh! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to plunge you in the <kidney> with his plunger, then realizes "plunge" no longer looks like a word.
He starts to smack you with the plunger, but is called away to fix a clogged drain.
He tries to gore you with his horns, but only succeeds in boring you.
He tries to plunge you, but you remove the 'p' and the 'n' and leave him holding a luge.
He tries to plunge you, but gets his plunger stuck to his own forehead. Sucker.
He tries to prod you with his plunger, but you plunge into an elaborate defense.
Fumble Message:
He swings his plunger wildly and somehow gets it stuck to his own forehead. You're almost laughing too hard to retaliate. Almost.
 | You gain 21-31 Meat. |
Occurs at Degrassi Knoll.
References
- The Miss message regarding his forehead may refer to a classic Simpsons episode, in which Homer Simpson gets a plunger stuck to his forehead. Twice.
- The Miss message involving trying to "gore" you, maybe a reference to Al Gore's tendency to come off as boring.
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