Gnollish Piebaker
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 You're fighting a Gnollish PiebakerThis is a Gnollish Piebaker, one of the citizens of Degrassi Knoll who gets up each morning saying "Time to make the pies."
Hit Message(s):
He sprinkles dill into a wad of dough and smacks you in the <skull> with it. Ewww. Oof! Ooh!
He opens a pie and releases four-and-twenty blackbirds, who peck you in the <skull>. Ouch! Ow!
He hits you with a sweet cherry pie. It hurts so bad it makes a grown man cry. Eek! Ooh!
He hits you with a warm apple pie. It hurts as bad as that one time, in band camp... Oof! Oof!
He hits you with a rhubarb pie. You rue the fact that the barbs penetrate your skin. Ooh! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
He juggles three gigantic cream pies and sends them flying toward you. Looks like he has no regard for human life. Even his own. Ow! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
He throws a cream pie at you, but you catch it and fling it right back.
He opens a pie and releases a bunch of blackbirds. But you tell 'em to take their sunken eyes and learn to see.
He tries to hit you with a sweet cherry pie, but you counter with a cool drink of water.
He tries to hit you with a warm apple pie, but for some reason there's a hole in the middle and it doesn't connect.
He tries to hit you with a rhubarb pie, but you're immune because you don't know what rhubarb is.
Fumble Message:
He produces a shepherd's pie and starts to throw it at you, but slips on a cow pie on the ground and falls over.
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Occurs at Degrassi Knoll.
References
- The encounter text refers to a commercial for the store Dunkin' Donuts, in which a baker rises early every day and moans, "Time to make the donuts".
- The miss text refers to the song Blackbird, by The Beatles: "Blackbird singing in the dead of night/Take these sunken eyes and learn to see".
- The hit message refers to an old nursery rhyme Sing a song of sixpence where four-and-twenty blackbirds are baked into a pie.
- The "warm apple pie" with "a hole in the middle" is a reference to the 1999 comedy American Pie. As is the line "one time at bandcamp"--there are many instances of that phrase in pop culture, and most originate from that film.
- The "sweet cherry pie" hit message is a reference to the song Cherry Pie, by the band Warrant.
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