Gnollish Crossdresser
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 You're fighting a Gnollish CrossdresserThis is a Gnollish Crossdresser, not to be confused with a Gnollish Dresscrosser. The Dresscrossers make the dresses by combining other dresses together, and the Crossdressers wear them while picking fights with Adventurers such as yourself.
Hit Message(s):
He waxes first poetic, then your chest. Yeowch! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)
He quickly applies mascara, blush, and foundation to you. Guerrilla Makeover! Oof! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He accessorizes your outfit with a stunning pair of earrings. Which would be great, except you didn't have pierced ears. The pain is...well...piercing. Ouch! Argh!
He insults your outfit. You're all, "Oh no! Not the ensemble!" Ow! Ouch!
He spikes you in the groin with a high heel, kitten. Oof! Argh!
He claws you with bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails. You don't know if the physical or the aesthetic pain is worse. Ugh! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
He takes out a fashionable pashmina and throttles you with it. It's a luxuriously soft, lush throttling. Argh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
Miss Message(s):
He tries to wax your chest, but it's already as smooth as buttered silk.
He puts a dress on you, but fortunately it's just the right color to highlight your eyes.
He tries to over-accessorize you, but you'll never be an accessory to that fashion crime.
He insults your outfit, but you tell him his frilly skirt makes him look fat.
He tries to spike you with a high heel, but you carefully guard your insteps.
He starts to claw you with his bright-red, two-inch-long fingernails, but you give him a quick manicure.
Fumble Message:
He leaps up and tries to spike you with both high heels. You point out that his shoes are so last season and he runs away crying.
 | You gain 18-26 Meat. |
Occurs at Degrassi Knoll.
Notes
References
- In the line "He spikes you in the groin with a high heel, kitten.", a kitten heel is a type of women's shoes with a short, slender heel. In 2005 there were also pictures circulating the internet of a woman stomping a kitten to death while wearing heels, this might also be a reference to that.
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