Gnefarious gnome
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 You're fighting a gnefarious gnomeThis sneaky, ugnderhanded gnome will stop at nothing to accomplish his gnefarious goals. What those goals might be, gno one can say. Suffice to say that they seem to include beating down your pagnsy ass.
Hit Message(s):
He steals your spleen and beats you with it. Sneaky sneaky. Ow! Argh!
He underhandedly smacks you in the underhand. You know, that part in the middle of your fist, where the lines are? Ouch! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
He gets close enough to you that you can see your reflection in his sunglasses. You watch your reflection get hit in the <arm>, the <arm>, and the <arm>. Ooh! Eek!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to sneak up on you, but proves to be a lousy sneaker. Speaking of lousy sneakers, put some shoes on, you hippy.
He tries to underhandedly smack you, but can't seem to connect.
Fumble Message:
He runs up to you, intent on smacking your elbow, but you grab his sunglasses. He writhes in pain, covering his eyes and moaning.
  cog | You acquire an item: cog (17.2% chance)* |
Occurs at Thugnderdome.
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