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Gnasty gnome

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Gnasty gnome
Location Thugnderdome
Hitpoints 35
Attack 35
Defense 35
Initiative  ?
Meat None
Element None
Physical None
Drops
clockwork key, clockwork key, flange
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gnasty gnome You're fighting a gnasty gnome

This gnome is pretty gnasty. I mean, he would have to call you Miss Jackson, he's that gnasty. Or maybe Miss Jacksogn, who knows.

Hit Message(s):

He gnoshes on your <skull> with with his gnasty teeth. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

He gnashes his gnasty teeth at you, and bites you ign the <skull>. Eek! Argh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

He calls you Miss Jackson, and causes a wardrobe malfunction. Namely the failure of your wardrobe to protect you from the vicious wound he inflicts on your <skull>. Oof! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to gnosh on your <skull>, but you're gnot having agny of that.

He tries to bite you with his gnasty teeth, but you offer him a breath mignt.

Fumble Message:

He calls you Janet, but you remind him that he's gnasty, and that he shouldn't call you that. He looks vaguely ashamed of himself.

Clockkey.gifImage:clockkey.gifclockwork keyYou acquire an item: clockwork key (1.6% chance)*
Clockkey.gifImage:clockkey.gifclockwork keyYou acquire an item: clockwork key (1.6% chance)*
Flange.gifImage:flange.gifflangeYou acquire an item: flange (3.6% chance)*
You gain 7 <substat>.

Occurs at Thugnderdome.

References

  • The "Miss Jackson" part of the description is a reference to the Janet Jackson song "Nasty", which contains the lyric "My first name ain't baby, It's Janet... Ms. Jackson if you're nasty".
  • The Gnasty part of the Gnasty gnome may refer to the final boss in the classic PlayStation game Spyro the Dragon, wherein the final boss is a villain named Gnasty Gnorc.
  • The "Wardrobe Malfunction" is a reference to Janet Jackson's exposure at the Superbowl Halftime Show during 2005 when her shirt revealed too much on national television.
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