Gnasty gnome
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 You're fighting a gnasty gnome
This gnome is pretty gnasty. I mean, he would have to call you Miss Jackson, he's that gnasty. Or maybe Miss Jacksogn, who knows.
Hit Message(s):
He gnoshes on your <skull> with with his gnasty teeth. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!
He gnashes his gnasty teeth at you, and bites you ign the <skull>. Eek! Argh! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
He calls you Miss Jackson, and causes a wardrobe malfunction. Namely the failure of your wardrobe to protect you from the vicious wound he inflicts on your <skull>. Oof! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to gnosh on your <skull>, but you're gnot having agny of that.
He tries to bite you with his gnasty teeth, but you offer him a breath mignt.
Fumble Message:
He calls you Janet, but you remind him that he's gnasty, and that he shouldn't call you that. He looks vaguely ashamed of himself.
Occurs at Thugnderdome.
References
- The "Miss Jackson" part of the description is a reference to the Janet Jackson song "Nasty", which contains the lyric "My first name ain't baby, It's Janet... Ms. Jackson if you're nasty".
- The Gnasty part of the Gnasty gnome may refer to the final boss in the classic PlayStation game Spyro the Dragon, wherein the final boss is a villain named Gnasty Gnorc.
- The "Wardrobe Malfunction" is a reference to Janet Jackson's exposure at the Superbowl Halftime Show during 2005 when her shirt revealed too much on national television.
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