Gnarly gnome
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 You're fighting a gnarly gnomeWoah, dude, this gnome is completely gnarly. I mean, it's covered from head to toe in gnarls. Big, thick gnarls. And it's waving an equally gnarled club at you.
Hit Message(s):
He bashes you with his gnarly club. Awesome, dude. I mean, his club instills one with a sense of awe. Ugh! Ow!
He bashes you in the <shoulder> with his gnarly club. Tubular. I mean, the club is shaped like a tube. Ouch! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
You have an opportunity to count his gnarls as he hits you in the <shoulder> with each one of them in sequence. Ouch! Oof!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to bash you with his gnarly club, but misses. Bummer. For him, anyway.
He tries to bash you with his gnarly club, but fails. Bitchin'. I mean, he's bitchin' because he missed you.
Fumble Message:
As he's running toward you, his gnarly gnees gnock together, and he trips. Whoah.
Occurs at Thugnderdome.
References
- The text of this adventure heavily uses Valspeak.
- The "awesome" hit text could be a reference to The Book of Ratings, in which the author notes the overuse of the word "awesome" and recommends that one "mentally substitute the original meaning of the word: "New Tropical Berry Blast instills one with a sense of awe!".
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