Gingham blouse
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gingham blouse
This is a blouse with one remarkable feature - it's made entirely out of gingham. It's pretty sexy, though -- if you wear this blouse, you'll never be lonely, and if you don't know what gingham is, you're not alone.
Type: shirt
Power: 100
Muscle Required: 35
Selling Price: 105 Meat.
Enchantment:
Muscle +5
( In-game plural: gingham blouses) Obtained From
- The Shore (Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure)
- The Tablecloths Have Turned
Notes
References
- Gingham, as used in this shirt, is a fabric made from dyed cotton yarn.
- The phrase "don't know what gingham is" may be taken from a Bill Hicks routine, in which he simultaneously plays Jack Palance from Shane and a Sheepherder. As Jack Palance is threatening the Sheepherder, the Sheepherder says "Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister." The full joke can be seen here near the bottom of the page.
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