Ghostly pickle factory worker
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 You're fighting a ghostly pickle factory workerIn life, this guy endlessly walked the halls of the pickle factory, soulless and without direction. Then occasionally his boss would make him make some pickles.
In death, he does approximately the same thing, except his boss is long gone.
Hit Message(s):
He force-feeds you pickle juice. Foul, man. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Argh! (spooky damage)
He soullessly gazes into your soul with his dead, dead eyes. For some reason, you're compelled to hit yourself in the <nipple>. Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ugh! (spooky damage)
Critical Hit Message:
Miss Message(s):
He tries to force-feed you pickle juice, but you spit juice back at him.
He tries to gaze into your soul, but you'd rather die than give him control.
Fumble Message:
Occurs at The Spectral Pickle Factory.
References
- The combat text refers to the Nine Inch Nails song, "Head Like A Hole": "Head like a hole./Black as your soul./I'd rather die than give you control."
- On the Jick & Mr. Skullhead radio show, Mr. Skullhead has occasionally described Will Ferrell as having "dead, dead eyes."
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