Generic duck
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 You're fighting a generic duckMcMillicancuddy's farm has been overrun by a flock of giant ducks, and this is one of them. It wanders toward you.
Hit Message(s):
It buffets you with its wings. The feathers give you a tickling fit, which ends with you writhing on the ground. Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It rolls some water off its back, making a puddle in which you slip and fall. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ouch!
It stomps you with its flat feet. It's like being slapped with a trout. Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Oof!
It pecks curiously at your <forehead>. Turns out curiosity isn't only harmful to cats. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
It suddenly looks behind your shoulder, shouts "Chicken!" and tucks its head under its wing. You look around, bewildered, and get smacked in the face by a flying chicken. Weird. Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Oof!
Miss Message(s):
It pecks gingerly at your <forehead>. It doesn't really hurt.
It buffets you with its wings, but it just tickles a little.
It tries to stomp you with its flat feet, but you tell it to put its flat feet on the ground.
It rolls some water off its back, but you dodge the small puddle.
Fumble Message:
It decides to migrate south for the rest of this combat round. An odd choice, but you're not going to debate it.
 | You gain 62 Meat. (average: ?, stdev: ?)* |
Occurs at McMillicancuddy's Barn.
References
- The critical hit message is likely a reference to a Far Side comic with a similar punchline.
- The line about telling the duck to put its flat feet on the ground refers to the song "Mustang Sally".
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