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|Locations||The Briniest Deepests|
|Monster Parts||head, tail|
This fish used to be a regular old grouper, until it fell in with a bad crowd. It just wanted to be a part of something, you know? It felt like it had limited opportunities in life, and it just wanted friendship and protection, and to feel like it belonged. But before it knew it, it was involved in a life of seedy, underwater crime.
Won't someone think of the fish?
It throws up a gang sign (which is no mean feat when you don't have any fingers), and then slaps you with its tail. Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ow! Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Argh!
It gives you a vicious bite with its gold grill.Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ouch!
It engages in an act of gang violence too deplorable to describe. It hurts.Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Argh!
It does a swim-by shooting. At least you can write a gritty gangsta rap song about it.Ugh! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!
It summons a bunch of its fellow gang members to give you a good stomping. Er, swimming.Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Oof! Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ugh!
It tries to throw up a gang sign, but doesn't have any fingers.
It tries to bite you, but its gold grill is too soft to do any damage.
It tries to do a swim-by shooting, but misses every shot.
It tries to engage in some gang violence, but you pretend you're a member of its gang.
It has to go on a tedious side-mission for its fellow gang members, instead of attacking. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 192-288 Meat (average: 240, stdev: 20)*|
|You acquire an item: dull fish scale (13.6% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: ganger bandana (2.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: temporary teardrop tattoo (9.0% chance)*|
|You gain 93.75 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Briniest Deepests.
- If the effect Fishbreath is active when fighting this enemy, it will flip out. This increases its attack and defence.
- The temporary teardrop tattoo drops only if you have fishbreath.
- The fumble message is a reference to the game Grand Theft Auto, in which the main character, a gangster, performs side missions.
- The tattoos next to the ganger's eye, along with the temporary teardrop tattoo, are references to tattoos that many gangsters get to commemorate a fallen "comrade"