Fuzzy Dice

From TheKolWiki

• Regular message(s):

<name> begins to roll.

• Snake Eyes! <name> turns into a snake, and bites you in the foot.

You lose X hit points.

• Three. <name> begins to glow with an unearthly blue light.

You gain X Mana Points.

• Four. <name> grows a coating of nasty-looking spikes, and slams into your opponent for X damage.
• Five. <name> glares at your opponent menacingly. A calm fills the air.
• Six. <name> rolls up next to you and soothes some of your wounds.

You gain X hit points.

• Seven. <name> twitches for a little while, but does nothing interesting.
• Eight. <name> forgets what eight was for, and does nothing.
• Nine. <name> trips your opponent. Trippy.
• Ten. <name> loans you 10 Meat.

You gain 10 Meat.

• Eleven. <name> bashes into your opponent, doing 2X damage. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
• Boxcars! <name> turns into a box of cars, and they all run over you.

You lose X hit points.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

<name> finally remembers what eight is for. It's for rifling your slain foe's pockets.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

<name> swings around the maypole on his string, careful to not get gravy on his fuzz.

• With wax lips equipped:

<name> grins with his wax lips. How he manages to roll with the wax lips stuck on one side, we don't know.

[edit] Arena Messages

• None - familiar has no weaknesses.

[edit] Notes

• In all cases, X is the familiar's weight.
• The dice will act approximately 30% of the time, regardless of weight.
• The probability of rolling any of the numbers is the same as if you were to actually roll 2 dice.

[edit] References

• The results for eight are a reference to the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes, which features the lyric "8, 8, I forget what 8 was for".