Furry Giant
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 You're fighting a Furry GiantYou are approached by a giant anthropomorphic wolf. You scream in terror as it comes closer, until you realize it's actually a giant dressed in an elaborate wolf costume, complete with velcro flap over its . . . good god. You scream louder, in fury this time. Furry fury.
Hit Message(s):
He shows you some of his more adult-oriented furry fanart. You gouge your eyes, but can't stop seeing it. Ouch! Ow! Eek! Argh! Argh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He prances about smacking you with his long, furry tail. Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Argh!
He claws you with his construction-paper claws. You get papercuts all over your <kidney>. Ooh! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
He's suddenly joined by an entire convention of furry giants, all of whom prance around and smack you with various appendages. The horse-guy's hooves really, really hurt. Eek! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to show you some adult-oriented furry fanart, but you avert your eyes.
He tries to smack you with his tail, but you just rip it off his costume.
He claws you with his claws, but it doesn't hurt because they're made out of construction paper.
Fumble Message:
He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert... you fall asleep halfway through.
  Meat | You gain 120-182 Meat. (average: 151.7, stdev: 13.0)* |
Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.
References
- This monster and all things relating to it are based on stereotypes of members of the furry fandom.
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