Fruit Golem
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 You're fighting a Fruit GolemThis is a golem made of fruit. That's why they call it a Fruit Golem. They don't call it a Fruity Golem because they don't like internal bleeding.
Hit Message(s):
It pelts you with a barrage of apples. Looks like an apple a day keeps the doctor in business. Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Oof!
It throws a mango at you, hitting you right in the <knee>. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Ow!
It whacks you with a grapefruit, leaving a grapefruit-sized bruise on your <knee>. Eek! Oof! Ow!
It tosses a bunch of bananas at you, then an orange. Orange you glad it stopped chucking bananas at you? Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
It smacks you with an impressive variety of fruits. It's like being attacked by some fiendish amalgam of Carmen Miranda and Chuck Norris. Argh! Argh! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
It winds up to throw a coconut at you, but slips on a banana peel and misses. Irony!
It throws a mango at you, but you move aside and let the mango through.
It tries to hit you with a grapefruit, but misses, because a grapefruit is neither a grape nor a fruit. Either that or because you dodged.
It hits you with a barrage of grapes. They let out a little whine as they fly through the air, but don't really hurt when they hit.
Fumble Message:
It starts to attack again, but is beset upon by a swarm of fruit flies. Apparently they're attracted to his bananas -- everybody knows that time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
  lime | You acquire an item: lime (15.6% chance)* |
Occurs at Menagerie Level 1.
Notes
- It seems that no more than one grapefruit may be obtained per battle.
References
- The mango miss message is a reference to the Soul Coughing song "Super Bon Bon," which contains the line "Move aside, and let the man go through."
- The "barrage of apples" hit message is a reference to the quote "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
- The banana and orange hit combat message is a reference to the knock-knock joke that ends in "Orange you glad that I didn't say banana again?"
- The "barrage of grapes" miss message uses "whine" as a pun on "wine", which is made from grapes.
- Grapefruits actually are fruits. They are called grapefruits because they grow in bunches like grapes.
- "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana" (from the fumble message) is a line attributed to Groucho Marx.
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