Frankdriel "Sweet Teeth" Canecandier, the Hobelf

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Frankdriel "Sweet Teeth" Canecandier, the Hobelf
Frankdriel "Sweet Teeth" Canecandier, the Hobelf

Well, I'll be candy-striped, dipped in molasses and topped with a bow! It's darn good to see you youngsters showing some respect to Uncle Hobo, or Uncle Crimbo, or whatever you kids call him nowadays.

Say, did you know that if you wrap a dead rat in tinfoil and slow-cook it on a trash fire for an hour, it tastes just like a Crimbo roast? Want some?

Oh. Well, okay, just take some of this candy, then, and happy Crimbo!

Hob-o.gifYou acquire an item: holly-flavored Hob-O

Occurs while Trick or Treating in Uncle Hobo's Rags.