flask of Gnomochloric acid
This is a smallish flask of the acid used by the Gnomish Gnomads to polish stuff. Like sausages. They really like polished sausages.
Anyway, remember that story about the guy who came to the King and said "In this flask, I hold an acid so powerful it will dissolve anything," and the King said "Oh yeah? Well, why isn't it dissolving the flask, then?" and the guy replied "Oh, crap! The flask just dissolved and now my hand is gone, too!" and the King replied "No way, dude, you just threw the flask into the trash and put your hand up your sleeve." and the guy said "No I didn't!" and then the King had him executed? That story was about a different kind of acid than this. Awesome story, though.
Selling Price: 500 Meat.
(In-game plural: flasks of Gnomochloric acid)