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Flaming Samurai

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Flaming Samurai
Location The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)
Hitpoints 100000
Attack 100000
Defense  ?
Initiative 0
Meat None
Element None
Physical None
Drops
None
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Flaming Samurai You're fighting a Flaming Samurai

This samurai is ON FIRE! I mean, in that it's really doing a good job being a samurai, and also that it's engulfed in flames. He waves his flaming sword at you in a fashion both menacing and effeminate.

Hit Message(s):

He stabs you in the <thigh> with his flaming sword. Either the flame or the sword by itself would hurt, this is really overkill. Oof! Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch!

He gives you a fashion makeover, which wouldn't hurt except that his hands are on fire. Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Ow! Ow! Ouch!

Ninjastars.gifImage:ninjastars.giffrigid ninja stars
The frigid stars plunge deep within the chest of the Flaming Samurai, who begins to emit great clouds of steam from his eyes and mouth. Within seconds, nothing remains.
You gain 40 <substat>.

Occurs at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs).

Notes

  • This monster's combat weakness is the frigid ninja stars.
  • If you lose, you will receive a hint as to which item to use.
    • First hint: Man, this guy just burns you up, huh?
    • Second hint: Do samurai have natural enemies? Maybe one of them could help you out.
    • Third hint: Maybe there's something you can use to cool this guy's jets?
    • Fourth hint: You think he'll beat you again if you don't figure out the trick? I'm sure he can.
    • Fifth hint: Some frigid ninja stars from the Lair of the Ninja Snowmen ought to take this guy down handily.

References

  • The phrase "On Fire" is a term that is used to describe someone who is doing well as a synonym for "hot streak."
  • "Flaming" is slang for homosexual, hence the "effeminate" sword waving and the combat message about giving a fashion makeover, both of which represent the stereotypical homosexual man.
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