| <familiar> levels a Roman Candle at your opponent, and blasts it with a series of red fireballs, dealing X damage.
The stench of sulfur fills the air as <familiar> fires a green blast from a Roman Candle. It hits your opponent, dealing X damage.
There is an eerie whine as <familiar> blasts it with black bursts from a Roman Candle, dealing X damage and leading you to wonder how they managed to make black fireworks.
<familiar> makes an obscene gesture with a Roman Candle, and a purple fireball blasts your opponent for X damage.
<familiar> hits your opponent with a series of cool blue blasts from a totally radical Roman Candle, dealing X damage.
<familiar>'s eyes light up. | 
