Filthy hippy jewelry maker
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 You're fighting a filthy hippy jewelry makerThis hippy makes jewelry, if clay beads and carved driftwood count as "jewelry." Which they don't.
Hit Message(s):
He beats you in the <foot> with a big piece of driftwood. Ow, kinda. Oof! Argh! Oof! (stench damage)
He pelts you with a bunch of beads carved into peace symbols. Ironically painful. Painfully ironic. Ow! Ugh! Ouch! (stench damage)
He attacks you with a pair of pliers, which go straight up one nostril. You feel them poke your brain a little bit. Great, now you're going to be thinking about pliers all day long. Ow! Ugh! Ouch! (stench damage)
He whips you with his dreads, pelting you with big phatty (and greasy) beads. Oof! Ouch! Ooh! (stench damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He garottes you with a necklace made out of driftwood, hemp, and clay beads. The driftwood pokes you as the hemp strangles you. Argh! Eek! Ouch! (stench damage)
Miss Message(s):
He throws a piece of driftwood at you, but you drift to the side and dodge it.
He throws a bunch of beads carved into peace symbols at you, but your irony shield deflects 'em.
He tries to whack you with a pair of pliers, but you ply him with sparkling conversation instead.
He tries to whip you with the beads in his dreads, but your dread of his beads makes you dodge.
Fumble Message:
He suddenly stops and looks down at a mushroom growing out of the grass in the hippy camp. "Woah," he says, "that mushroom would look awesome as a phatty bead!" Completely distracted, he pulls out his jewelry-making kit.
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.
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