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Filthy hippy

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Filthy hippy
Location The Hippy Camp
Hitpoints 30
Attack 39
Defense 39
Initiative 65?
Meat None
Element stench
Physical None
Drops
decorative fountain, filthy corduroys, filthy knitted dread sack, patchouli incense stick, reodorant, tambourine bells
Quest Spanish fly
Bounty greasy dreadlock
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filthy hippy You're fighting a filthy hippy

This is a filthy hippy. It's dirtier than a dirty hippy, but no less redundant. This is what happens when you rub pine needles under your arms instead of using deodorant.

Hit Message(s):

He flashes the peace symbol at you, then uses those two fingers to poke you in the <kidney>. Eek! Eek! (stench damage)

He lights a stick of incense and engulfs you in thick clouds of foul-smelling smoke. Ow! Ouch! (stench damage)

He trips over the lacings on his moccasins and crashes into you, knocking you into the ground. Ow! Oof! (stench damage)

He gives you a big ol' stinky hug. You black out for a few seconds. Ouch! Ooh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a guitar and plays a six minute long rendition of a two minute long song. About minute three, you fall asleep and hit your head on a rock. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He flashes the peace symbol at you, and you flash the same thing back, minus a finger.

He lights a stick of incense, but it turns out to be the one magic incense stick that doesn't stink of rank hippy ass.

He starts to attack you, but gets distracted by a nearby hacky-sack.

He tries to give you a hug, but you tell him, "drugs, not hugs."

Fumble Message:

He explains to you at length why hippie herbs are a perfectly good and legal way to manage just about any illness. Boring, but not painful.

Fountain.gifImage:fountain.gifdecorative fountainYou acquire an item: decorative fountain (30.1% chance)*
Cords.gifImage:cords.giffilthy corduroysYou acquire an item: filthy corduroys (2.1% chance)*
Dreadsack.gifImage:dreadsack.giffilthy knitted dread sackYou acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (2.0% chance)*
Incense.gifImage:incense.gifpatchouli incense stickYou acquire an item: patchouli incense stick (30.4% chance)*
Tbells.gifImage:tbells.giftambourine bellsYou acquire an item: tambourine bells (15.1% chance)*
Spraycan.gifImage:spraycan.gifreodorantYou acquire an item: reodorant (4.8% chance)*
Dreadlock.gifImage:dreadlock.gifgreasy dreadlockYou acquire an item: greasy dreadlock (100% chance)*
You gain 8 <substat>.

Occurs at The Hippy Camp.

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