Filthy hippy
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 You're fighting a filthy hippyThis is a filthy hippy. It's dirtier than a dirty hippy, but no less redundant. This is what happens when you rub pine needles under your arms instead of using deodorant.
Hit Message(s):
He flashes the peace symbol at you, then uses those two fingers to poke you in the <eye>. Oof! Argh! (stench damage)
He lights a stick of incense and engulfs you in thick clouds of foul-smelling smoke. Eek! Oof! (stench damage)
He trips over the lacings on his moccasins and crashes into you, knocking you into the ground. Ouch! Oof! (stench damage)
He gives you a big ol' stinky hug. You black out for a few seconds. Ow! Ow! (stench damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He pulls out a guitar and plays a six minute long rendition of a two minute long song. About minute three, you fall asleep and hit your head on a rock. Ooh! Ouch! Eek!
Miss Message(s):
He flashes the peace symbol at you, and you flash the same thing back, minus a finger.
He lights a stick of incense, but it turns out to be the one magic incense stick that doesn't stink of rank hippy ass.
He starts to attack you, but gets distracted by a nearby hacky-sack.
He tries to give you a hug, but you tell him, "drugs, not hugs."
Fumble Message:
He explains to you at length why hippie herbs are a perfectly good and legal way to manage just about any illness. Boring, but not painful.
Occurs at The Hippy Camp.
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