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Filthy Pinko Hippy

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Filthy Pinko Hippy
Filthy Pinko Hippy

You're sitting around with a group of hippies (technically known as a "funk" of hippies), breathing through your mouth and suppressing your gag reflex. One exceptionally filthy hippy starts expounding on the virtues of communism. "I mean, think about it, man. Nobody really owns anything. When you die, you don't take your stuff with you, right? So it's not really yours." He says.

"I think I get what you're saying," you say. "Like, for instance, that poncho you're wearing. It's not really yours because it belongs to mother nature, or the earth goddess, or something, right?"

"Totally, man. You've got the idea," he replies.

"So there's no reason you couldn't let me wear it, right?"

"Well, I guess so, man..." he says, and hands over his poncho. You walk away chuckling to yourself.

Poncho.gifImage:poncho.giffilthy hippy ponchoYou acquire an item: filthy hippy poncho

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (In Disguise).

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  • Pinko is a Cold-War slur for those who espoused Communism without neccesarily being Communinsts themselves. It comes from the nickname for Communists (Reds). If a full-fledged Communist was "Red", a half-Communist was "Pink".
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