Festival of Jarlsberg
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Today is the Festival of Jarlsberg! There's magic in the air!
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This holiday celebrates that mage of mages, sage of sages, and... um... cage of cages, Jarlsberg the Inscrutable. Since Jarlsberg strode the earth with his fellow archetypal elders, Boris and Sneaky Pete, many of the greatest minds of all time have tried to scrute Jarlsberg, without success. So powerful was Jarlsberg that on this day, the anniversary of that one time he got really drunk and turned a kitten into a demon, the world's mystical forces are easier for everyone to grasp. It's really kind of neat.
- Festival of Jarlsberg I: October 26th, 2007 (Jarlsuary 1, Year 19)
- Festival of Jarlsberg II: January 2nd, 2008 (Carlvember 5, Year 19)
- Festival of Jarlsberg III: January 30th, 2008 (Jarlsuary 1, Year 20)
- Festival of Jarlsberg IV: May 5, 2008 (Jarlsuary 1, Year 21)
- Festival of Jarlsberg V: August 9, 2008 (Jarlsuary 1, Year 22) (predicted)
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