Fat stacks of cash

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fat stacks of cash
fat stacks of cash

These are some fat stacks of cash. Too bad you can't spend cash in the Kingdom of Loathing.

Oh well. Maybe somebody else can use it for something.

Type: combat item (reusable)
Selling Price: 150 Meat.

Does Not Impress Most Monsters


(In-game plural: fat stacks of fat stacks of cash)
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Item number: 185
Description ID: 637203605
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Obtained From

The Heap
I Refuse!
Items
briefcase (sometimes)

When Used

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You hold out your fat stacks of cash to the penguin. He looks around to make sure nobody is watching.

"Yeah, I suppose the boss wouldn't notice if just one of these crates went missing..." he says.

"One of what crates?" you reply.

"Exactly." says the penguin, as he waddles off.

Crate.gifYou acquire an item: battered Crimbo Crate
or
Crate.gifYou acquire an item: dusty Crimbo crate
or
Crate.gifYou acquire an item: sturdy Crimbo crate
Fatstacks.gif
The bartender takes the cash, and his expression softens for a minute. He's apparently not used to tips this big.

"Boy, thanks," he says. "You wouldn't believe the clientele around here. If they're not shooting you, they're ordering drinks that don't exist, like <drink name>. Can you believe it? They didn't teach me how to make <drink name> in bartending school, I'll tell you that for sure."

A moment later he remembers that he's still in combat with you, and starts being aggressive again.

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You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponentss[sic] faces. They are unimpressed.
  • Otherwise:
Fatstacks.gif
You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponent's face. He is unimpressed.

Notes

  • Using this item in combat does nothing. The message appears and the round does not advance.
  • Not consumed on use against monsters other than Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory penguins or the Copperhead Club bartender.
    • The drink name given by the bartender, used to unlock a drink in the Speakeasy, varies from clan to clan.
      • The flavor of drink will be a vegetable or fruit (examples include apricot, lime, chard, rhubarb, onion, huckleberry, and garlic).
      • The type of drink will be either daiquiris, margaritas, or mojitos.

History

Collection

TOP 10 fat stacks of cash collections
1. Flatt U Lance - 517000 | 2. LowRez - 70562 | 3. Lillith - 37443 | 4. Chum Candy - 33150 | 5. theLRM jr - 31230
6. Man Mobile - 24397 | 7. Sir William de Ros - 9119 | 8. HorseloverFat - 8286 | 9. Anaesthesia - 7000 | 10. gthegreat - 6207
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings