Fancy chocolate

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[edit] When Used

• You gain a random "effect":

Fancy chocolate

You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with maple syrup. No, wait. Maple syrup and dirt.

Canadianity You acquire an effect: Canadianity (duration: 10 Adventures)

Fancy chocolate

You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with something you can't identify, no matter how hard you try.

Confused You acquire an effect: Confused (duration: 5 or 10 Adventures)

Fancy chocolate

You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with chocolate so dark it tastes like tears.

Gothy You acquire an effect: Gothy (duration: 10 Adventures)

Fancy chocolate

You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with a bittersweet dark chocolate filling. It makes you think about life, and what a bittersweet symphony it is. Sigh.

Rainy Soul Miasma You acquire an effect: Rainy Soul Miasma (duration: 5 Adventures)

Fancy chocolate

You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with aloe vera! Ewwww, and... ahhhh.

You gain all hit points.

Fancy chocolate

You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with broken glass, and... nougat?! Talk about adding insult to injury!

You lose 18 hit points.

Fancy chocolate

You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with boiling root beer. Ow! How did that thing even stay solid?

You lose 5 hit points. You gain all Mana Points.

Fancy chocolate

You eat the fancy chocolate. It's filled with ham and pineapple. Delicious and nutritious!

You gain 20-24 Beefiness. You gain 20-24 Enchantedness. You gain 20-24 Chutzpah.

• And possibly some adventures as well:

• When the first (per day) is eaten you receive the following:

You gain 5 Adventures.

• When the second (per day) is eaten you receive the following:

You gain 3 Adventures.

• When the third (per day) is eaten you receive the following:

You gain 1 Adventure.

• Eating four or more (per day) yields the following message:

[edit] Notes

• Found in the Advent Calendar on December 14-16, 2005.
• Since it is a "candy" and not a "food," this item can be used while on the Oxygenarian or Boozetafarian paths, or when full.
• This item is equivalent to the fancy but probably evil chocolate for the purpose of determining the number of adventures gained -- if you use one kind and gain 5 Adventures, then you will gain 3 Adventures if you use the other kind. This behavior is not, however, shared by the vitachoconutriment capsule.

[edit] References

• "It makes you think about life, and what a bittersweet symphony it is" is a reference to the song "Bittersweet Symphony" by The Verve.
• The consumption text about nougat may be a reference to the Terry Pratchett novel Thief of Time, in which Susan, one of the main characters, detests getting nougat in chocolate.
• The text in which the chocolate is filled with ham and pineapple is a reference to the so-called "Hawaiian pizza," which is topped with both of those ingredients and famously despised by KoL co-creator Mr Skullhead. Judging from the effect, it's a safe bet that he didn't write it.

[edit] See Also

• HP Restorers
• MP Restorers

[edit] Collection

	TOP 10 fancy chocolate collections
	1. Istanbul - 500 | 2. Joell - 500 | 3. Calatan - 304 | 4. hagrid333 - 150 | 5. Sanguina - 120 6. Andyzero - 110 | 7. AnubisTutankh - 106 | 8. Birdy - 88 | 9. lasagna_of_d00m - 78 | 10. Betrayer - 69 Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings