Fancy but probably evil chocolate

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fancy but probably evil chocolate
fancy but probably evil chocolate

This is a fancy little chocolate in a fancy little accordion-folded paper cup printed with sinister symbols and frightful filigrees. The contents of this evil little confection are as inscrutable as the contents of a tomb. Unless you're an archaeologist, but you're not, so it doesn't really matter.

Type: potion
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: fancy but probably evil chocolates)
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Item number: 2197
Description ID: 226241729
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Crimboween
Spooky Advent Calendar

When Used

Choco.gif
You eat the fancy but probably evil chocolate. It's filled with blood! And it gets all over your hand!
HPYou gain all hit points.
Sad.gifYou acquire an effect: Bloody Hand
(duration: 5 Adventures)
or
Choco.gif
You eat the fancy but probably evil chocolate. It's filled with essential oil of wormwood. You start to hear the giggling of the Green Fairy.
Snowflakes.gifYou acquire an effect: Dreams and Lights
(duration: 5 Adventures)
or
Choco.gif
You eat the fancy but probably evil chocolate. It's filled with gamma rays! Graaaaaaaagh!
Strboost.gifYou acquire an effect: Incredibly Hulking
(duration: 5 Adventures)
or
Choco.gif
You eat the fancy but probably evil chocolate. It's filled with spiders! Poisonous spiders! Poisonous spiders who take turns biting you on the tongue!
Poison.gifYou acquire an effect: Hardly Poisoned at All
(duration: 5 Adventures)
or
Choco.gif
You eat the fancy but probably evil chocolate. It's filled with dirt -- dirt from a freshly-exhumed grave!
Breath.gifYou acquire an effect: Spooky Breath
(duration: 5 Adventures)
or
Choco.gif
You eat the fancy but probably evil chocolate. It's filled with some sort of witch's brew, or perhaps witch's brüe. It's eerily... refreshing.
HPYou lose 5 hit points.
MPYou gain all Mana Points.
or
Choco.gif
You eat the fancy but probably evil chocolate. It's filled with itty bitty bits of skull. You're so glad that it's not your skull that you bristle with renewed enthusiasm.
You gain 20-25 Beefiness.
You gain 20-25 Wizardliness.
You gain 20-25 Roguishness.
  • And some adventures as well:
  • When the first (per day) is eaten you receive the following:
AdventuresYou gain 5 Adventures.
  • When the second (per day) is eaten you receive the following:
This one doesn't taste as good as the last one did.
AdventuresYou gain 3 Adventures.
  • When the third (per day) is eaten you receive the following:
You're starting to get tired of eating chocolate.
AdventuresYou gain 1 Adventure.
  • Eating four or more (per day) yields the following message:
You didn't enjoy that chocolate at all.

Notes

References

  • Gamma rays are what cause Dr. Robert Bruce Banner to turn into The Incredible Hulk.
  • "Witch's brew, or perhaps witch's brüe" is a reference to a running joke from Homestar Runner.
  • Wormwood is one of the main (and most well known) ingredients of absinthe, which is thought to cause hallucinations, and is nicknamed the "Green Fairy" for its color. Moulin Rouge had a scene where the characters were drinking absinthe, with a Green Fairy giggling.
  • The message for the stat-giving effect is a reference to Mr Skullhead and is analogous to the stat-giving message for fancy chocolate, which described the chocolate as full of ham and pineapple. Mr Skullhead does NOT like Canadian Bacon and Pineapple pizza.

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 fancy but probably evil chocolate collections
1. Kalira - 1563 | 2. Sweet_n_Evil - 1171 | 3. Skent - 419 | 4. tHe_pOst - 300 | 5. Analu - 281
6. Lucre - 233 | 7. EvilPorate - 204 | 8. Bacon Stoned - 200 | 9. Death by Gnocchi - 200 | 10. Mistress of the Obvious - 182
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings